I'm wretching a tiny bit.

Apparently my parents who are against premarital sex almost had a quicky in the high school parking lot sometime around March 31, 1986.

I got out my mom's old box of cards and letters and started reading them. Seeing as my mom's as religious as a freakin' nun, I thought they'd be fairly innocent. But no, my dad called her his 'sex fiend' and said she owed him a bubble bath.

I will never go in her old boxes again. I've learned my lesson, trust me.

Oh, my God. Hahahha.
And THIS is why I prefer to not think of anyone else except for me as a human being.

oh my gosh! hahahaha I'd just about die if i read something like that about my parents. Scarred for life, much?

Yeah, I might have to seek therapy. Haha, no it's weird because I always thought my mother was a virgin when she got married, and I always kind of figured my dad was, too. But my mom especially. She had just turned 21 the day before she was married and she had known my dad when she was 19. So it made sense.

Ah, but this is just gross.