This girl needs to write a dating handbook.

So, I've stated on JB that I have connections to the hottest guy at school. Basically, my dad is his slave, I'm good friends with his sister, and his mother calls my mother as an end to her lonliness. Lately this one girl, Carlee, has been all over him. So this morning, Katelyn (little sister) runs up to me and goes, "Guess what? David's pissed! I told him what Carlee said!" I'm like totally oblivious as to what this girl said, so I ask.

Apparently she went up to Katelyn and said, "You're really ugly compared to your brother."

What the hell? Yes, that's the best way to get a guy's attention. Tell his sister she's ugly. That's not all, though, this girl's done even weirder.

WTF. Hahahahaha. Sounds like a WINNER.

LimeBlue wrote:

That's not all, though, this girl's done even weirder.

Don't leave me hanging!

In middle school this guy I was crushing on started making fun of my sister and then he asked me out. I bitched him out for picking on my 6 year old sister. Haha, no longer do I find him attractive.

I hateded it when people made of my little brother. Yes, he's annoying. I know. He's MY little brother and of course I can say that he's annoying, but if you insult him then don't even TRY to get into my pants.

Gabstah wrote:

WTF. Hahahahaha. Sounds like a WINNER.

Haha, funny, I sarcastically told him the same thing over dinner one night. To which he laughed and said, "Find me someone nice and a little bit cuter." Hahaha.

morningskies wrote:

LimeBlue wrote:

That's not all, though, this girl's done even weirder.

Don't leave me hanging!

Hmm, where shall I start:
EXAMPLE 1:
Carlee decides to dress up as Kungfoo Panda for Movie Day during Spirit Week because it's "David's favorite movie". Friends, I give you this. That's me with her. (Take the link out before you quote.) I had to take a picture to show Katelyn. She basically said, "Oh dear Lord."

EXAMPLE 2:
Carlee tries to start a Gay-Straight Alliance at school to show David how intelligent and politically minded she is. Completely overlooking the fact that he was raised in Tennesee, is Baptist, drives a pickup truck, and blatantly stated that he would be voting Republican this election...

The GSA idea was then shut down by our ultra-conservative administration.

EXAMPLE 3:
Carlee tries to show David her 'interpretive Taco dance'. This idea is shut down by Katelyn's best friend who came with me to AP History so she could pull him aside as he left and say, "Carlee wants to show you her taco dance." He just stared at her and went, "Whaaaa?" "JUST. AVOID. CARLEE."

Ahahaha she sounds like such a whacko, I love it.

lol at the kung fu panda
lmao

Gabstah wrote:

Ahahaha she sounds like such a whacko, I love it.

Haha, I have so much fun with her. I'm dying to tell her about how I went to a Haunted House with him and his sister and he let us grab onto him and that I sat next to him at dinner one time. But I'll refrain.

I really ought to go find a picture for you guys. Thanks to his sister's Facebook, I have shirtless ones!

Do ittttt. how old are you though? i always get excited to see pics of hot guys and then they turn out to be younger than my little brother and i feel like a creep, hahahah.

I envy any guy she ends up marrying, lemme tell ya!

taco dance.
rofl.

I want you to date this boy so bad.

Gabstah wrote:

Do ittttt. how old are you though? i always get excited to see pics of hot guys and then they turn out to be younger than my little brother and i feel like a creep, hahahah.

I'm 15, but he's 17 or 18. So about your age!

Mirage wrote:

I want you to date this boy so bad.

I do, too. Yummy.

LimeBlue wrote:

I do, too. Yummy.

Woah!

How can you even tell whoa from that picture? It's too far away to see!

Look at that body!

I don't even care if he has an ugly face.


I like his arms alot.

Mirage wrote:

Look at that body!

I don't even care if he has an ugly face.


I like his arms alot.

Here, now you can see his face.

LimeBlue wrote:

here, now you can see his face.

He kind of looks like an old man to me, haha. Oh well, I love his arms

Oh, and sorry for quoting the links, I deleted them.

Mirage wrote:

LimeBlue wrote:

here, now you can see his face.

He kind of looks like an old man to me, haha. Oh well, I love his arms

Aww, I think his face is cute. Here's a better picture. He's actually smiling and not smirking, because he's with family, not a groupie. Of course, even I won't deny, he looks totally gay.

And that, my dear, would be the last picture I have of him.

It's cool. I'd quote that hotness, too.

Meh, there are MUCH hotter guys at my school. I'll try to see if I can get a picture of this one guy named Drew. He is such a dreamy senior.

TheSmell wrote:

Meh, there are MUCH hotter guys at my school. I'll try to see if I can get a picture of this one guy named Drew. He is such a dreamy senior.

You can't beat a cute southern boy.

Meet Doran. The coolest kid ever. Haha, he graduated last year and me and him were BFFs. I swear, funniest person ever.

"Can you watch my shoes?"
"Sure, Do Do Doran"
"Seriously, guard with your friggin LIFE. Those babies could shelter a large animal."

*link gone*

And, he's cute! I don't like him, though. He has a girlfriend, who is super cool too.

Don't quote!

Mirage wrote:

Meet Doran. The coolest kid ever. Haha, he graduated last year and me and him were BFFs. I swear, funniest person ever.

"Can you watch my shoes?"
"Sure, Do Do Doran"
"Seriously, guard with your friggin LIFE. Those babies could shelter a large animal."

And, he's cute! I don't like him, though. He has a really girlfriend, who is super cool too.

Don't quote!

Haha, he sounds hysterical. Almost as funny as the taco dance!